Did i mention i love being ignored?

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

this is great. totally. like. yeah. my favorite thing in the world.

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.

Jon Stewart  (via toostoked)

(Source: gunsareevil)

im-an-angel-you-asshat:

Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.